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Drawings Jokes

I get aroused when I erase pencil drawings

In fact, I think I'm gonna rub one out

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I figured out who is responsible for all the penis drawings in the bathroom stalls

It was Dick Tracey

How can you work to improve your 3D drawings into 4D drawings?

It just takes time

If you make 10 drawings, you’re not an artist

And if you cook 10 meals, you’re not a chef

But if you kill ONE person...

Your drawings are like your future.

They don't have any Perspective.

Where do you find the best drawings?

In Pencilvania

Easy drawings can be fun

But connect-the-dots is where I draw the line!

I finally hung up all of my pencil drawings.

But i'm afraid it makes my house look kinda sketchy...

Today, my girlfriend said she's dumping me for some geometric drawings

Figures.

I used to think my drawings made me autistic...

it turns out my Grandma was just from Boston.

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I found a couple of disturbing pornographic drawings that my children did, so I threw them in the fire.

But I kept the drawings for future reference.

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A penis is much like those drawings you did as a kid...

You may be proud of it and want to show it off to everyone but no one else really wants to see it & they're probably laughing at it behind your back.

I used to believe that my stencil drawings served a purpose, but now I know they're meaningless

I'm an ex-stencilist

My favorite drawings at the Mohammad cartoon festival in Texas...

were the two chalk outlines out front.

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I searched the internet for a Rorschach test

but all I found were a bunch of drawings of my room mates having sex

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I once met a detective who would copy drawings of penises in his spare time.

I think his name was Dick Tracey

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