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When God created Adam and Eve...

He said to them: I have two gifts to give you one is to do pee standing up and...

Adam, very anxious, interrupted him screaming: M E... M E...I want it, please Lord... please... please... please... This would make life a lot easier!

Eve agreed and said those things didn’t matter to her...

If you make 10 drawings, you’re not an artist

And if you cook 10 meals, you’re not a chef

But if you kill ONE person...

I get aroused when I erase pencil drawings

In fact, I think I'm gonna rub one out

How can you work to improve your 3D drawings into 4D drawings?

It just takes time

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I found a couple of disturbing pornographic drawings that my children did, so I threw them in the fire.

But I kept the drawings for future reference.

Your drawings are like your future.

They don't have any Perspective.

Where do you find the best drawings?

In Pencilvania

I finally hung up all of my pencil drawings.

But i'm afraid it makes my house look kinda sketchy...

Today, my girlfriend said she's dumping me for some geometric drawings

Figures.

I used to believe that my stencil drawings served a purpose, but now I know they're meaningless

I'm an ex-stencilist

Easy drawings can be fun

But connect-the-dots is where I draw the line!

There once was a man named Ulf, and he was the meanest Viking in all the land.

Time after time he proved his temperament, and so obnoxious was he that the world knew him as Rude Ulf.

Despite his prowess, the village soon found him unbearable, and even his mother had not a kind thing to say.

Amidst pleas and cries for Rude Ulf’s exile, the chief gave him an ultima...

I used to think my drawings made me autistic...

it turns out my Grandma was just from Boston.

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A penis is much like those drawings you did as a kid...

You may be proud of it and want to show it off to everyone but no one else really wants to see it & they're probably laughing at it behind your back.

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