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Editing Jokes

Why didn't the phlebotomist's reports need editing?

He was typo negative.

DNA editing was invented by Gene Hackman

Does it work if the whole joke is in the title?

What do you call someone who makes a spelling error AFTER editing their comment?...

An Ediot!

just finished editing an article on freedom of speech

can't choose between comic sans and liberation serif

What's the best part about editing posts?

Its rewording

Copy-editing is a very stressful line of work

Every time one of us misses a period, we get really nervous.

What’s a French King’s least favorite editing software?

Final cut

How do you identify a pregnant clause when editing writing?

It’s missing a period.

Can somebody explain to me the uproar over the CEO editing posts?

I mean... what part of Chief Editing Officer don't these people understand?

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What you got there!? (Sorry probably horrible editing, from phone)

A young boy is walking down the street carrying chicken wire, there's an old man sitting in his porch watching him. "Hey, boy, what you got there?"

"chicken wire". Replys the boy.

"What you gunna do with that chicken wire?" Asks the old man.

"Catch me some chickens."

"Yo...

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A woman is having an affair...

... with a man.

One day, her 14-year-old son hides in the closet to watch what they do.Surprisingly, the husband comes home and the wife hides her lover in the closet without realizing that her son is already in there.

Son: " Kinda dark in here."Man: "Yes."Son: "I have a baseball."Man:...

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