A man and his wife are walking through the state fair, when he notices something that clearly has to be a mistake. Taped to a table full of big beautiful apples is a sign that reads, 'Amazing Apples $10 each'. So the man tells the proprietor, "Excuse me sir but I think you made a mistake" pointing ...
if a woman is a grandma and her last name is Smith
does that make her a Granny Smith?
What is a cannibal's favorite fruit?