Bubba Joe is a down to earth farm boy from East Texas and falls in love with a girl
After some time, they decide to get married, but before that can happen his fiance tells him that he must become christian. Now Bubba Joe was never really religious but he really loves this girl and heads off to the local catholic church and asks the priest if he can become a parishioner. The priest...
I was Washingtons of clothes when...
Adams-el in distress ran up to me and said her boyfriend Jefferson was being not nice and even though I was a bit Madison at the guy I couldn’t help but give her retreat, and boy, she was such a Monroe!
My friend Jack’s son decided to do a van burying on me I was having a leisurely drive. He ...
Father's Day was near when I brought my three-year-old son, Tyler, to the card store.
Father’s Day was near when I brought my three-year-old son, Tyler, to the card store. Inside, I showed him the cards for dads and told him to pick one.
When I looked back, Tyler was picking up one card after another, opening them up and quickly shoving them back into slots, every which way. “...
Three brothers, named Dante, Buddy, and Tyler each decided to get their dad a special birthday present
Three brothers, named Dante, Buddy, and Tyler each decided to get their dad a special birthday present.
Dante bragged, "Since Dad likes to golf, I'm going to to get him a set of golf bags for the old man."
Buddy said, "You know how Dad loves to go bird hunting? I've decided to get him...
Have I told you about the time I met Steven Tyler and he taught me how to cook stir fry?
He told me to "wok this way."
Steven Tyler opens home for girls about to be abused.
Calling it early.
Anyone know the title of Steven Tyler's new cook book?
Wok this way.
What's the name of Tyler The Creator's dad?
The Tyler Creator
Bonnie Tyler is performing a concert in Greece next month.
She'll be singing her classic. I need a Euro.
I just recieved the worst gift of all time...
.. A Bonnie Tyler sat nav. Keeps on telling me to “turn around”
And every now and then it falls apart.
Still, not as bad as the U2 one, where the streets have no names, and I still haven't found what I'm looking for.
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I bought Bonnie Tyler's car last year on ebay....
I bought Bonnie Tyler's car last year on ebay.It's fucking awful, every now and then it falls apart.
I've got another example of the importance of Oxford commas:
I passed a headstone the other day which read, "Here lies Tyler Goetz, a lawyer and a good man."
I just can't believe the three of them agreed on such ambiguous syntax.
Why does Tyler Perry put his name on everything he makes?
So you know what shows *not* to watch.
You Can Go Home Early
Kindergarten teacher is teaching her class on the last day of summer term. She decides to let some of the kids go home for the holidays early as a treat. She first asks Ben what he did at lunch time.
Ben says he played football with Tyler. The teacher says that if Ben can s...
Nico is extremely optimistic and always sees the bright side of everything.
It drives his friends Connor and Tyler crazy, so one day they decide to tell him a story that he cannot find the positive in.
Nico meets Tyler at his house and Nico asks where Connor is. Tyler tells him "You didn't hear? He found his girlfriend with another guy last night and killed them both...
According to fellow band members, Aerosmith's Steven Tyler handles a pen very femininely. Rumour has it he doodles like a lady.
My parents tell me to stop being a smart-alec...
...that's when I respond with "My name's Tyler..."
Watching Whitney Houston's funeral
Was like watching every Tyler Perry movie at once