Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one day about Mr. Riley and his constant drinking. Mrs. Dugan said, "I have an idea about how to stop him from spending so much time at the pub.

Every night he comes home through the cemetery. One night you should get disguised and spook him when he comes staggering through." So Mrs. Riley waited in the cemetery one night until she heard her husband coming. She jumped up and a startled Riley said, "Who are you??" Mrs. Riley replied, "I am th...

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An Irish Tale

The daughter of a poor Irish farmer had not been home for over five years. When she did return, her father cursed her heavily.

“Where have ye been all this while, lass? Why did ye run off and not write us, not even a line? Why? Can ye not understand the pains you've poor ol' mother through? A...

Talulah Riley is starting her own space transportation company

It will be called SpaceEX

Life of Riley.

A man says to his friend: 'I used to live the life of Riley; fast cars, beautiful women and holidays in the Carribean.'

His friend asks: 'What happened?'

His reply: 'Riley reported his credit card missing.'

A man goes to prison

A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 years old. The new man looks at the old-timer inquiringly.

The old-timer says, "Look at me. I'm old and worn out. You'd never believe that I used to live the life of Riley. I wintered on the Riviera...

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If a woman...

Buys a vibrator she is "modern and playful"...
But if I buy a sex doll ultra4000 with elastic latex mouth, 6 speeds of vibration real feel Riley Reid and 16 different orgasm sounds sorround system people call me a pervert..

My Irish friend was telling me about his uncle.

"My uncle's a cop, you know," he said.
"Oh, really?"
"No, O'Riley."

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The bitch

A man walks into a bar with a St. Bernard and asks for a martini. The dog requests a double martini.
The bartender says to the man "So you're a ventriloquist. Big deal. We don't serve dogs in here."

The man gets up to go to the men's room, and the dog again requests his drink.

The ...

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''My God! What happened to you?'

''My God! What happened to you?'' the bartender asked Kelly as he hobbled in on a crutch, one arm in a cast.

''I got in a tiff with Riley.''

''Riley? He's just a wee fellow,'' the barkeep said, surprised. ''He must have had something in his hand.''

''That he did,'' Kelly said. '...

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