After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year outside of Buffalo, New York scientists found traces of copper cable dating back 120 years. They came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.
Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the w...
Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one day about Mr. Riley and his constant drinking. Mrs. Dugan said, "I have an idea about how to stop him from spending so much time at the pub.
Every night he comes home through the cemetery. One night you should get disguised and spook him when he comes staggering through." So Mrs. Riley waited in the cemetery one night until she heard her husband coming. She jumped up and a startled Riley said, "Who are you??" Mrs. Riley replied, "I am th...
Life of Riley.
A man says to his friend: 'I used to live the life of Riley; fast cars, beautiful women and holidays in the Carribean.'
His friend asks: 'What happened?'
His reply: 'Riley reported his credit card missing.'
Talulah Riley is starting her own space transportation company
It will be called SpaceEX
Kelly hobbled in to the bar on a crutch with one arm in a cast.
“My god! What happened to you?" the bartender asked.
“I got in a tiff with Riley.”
“Riley? He's just a wee fellow" the barkeep said, surprised. "He must have had something in his hand.”
“That he did" Kelly said, “A shovel it was.”
“Dear Lord. Didn't you have anything in y...
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A guy gets on a Greyhound bus and finds a seat next to an attractive lady.
They say hello and chat a bit, then the lady decides to read for a few hours. When she finally sets her book down, the man notices the book is titled "True, Unusual, and Medical Facts About ". He says, "That must be quite an interesting book." "Yes," she says, " it's got some amazing inf...
My Irish friend was telling me about his uncle.
"My uncle's a cop, you know," he said. "Oh, really?" "No, O'Riley."
Flux Capacitor
Part of me feels really bad about this. I mean he's only a kid. He's really too young to understand what I did to him. But do it to him I did. I 121G’d the lad.
I went into an O’Reilly’s store last week to pick up some wiper blades. I had this young kid helping me. He made a comment about how...
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