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Baldwin Jokes

I stand behind Alec Baldwin

It's far safer than standing in front of him.

Good thing Chris rock didn’t make fun of hilaria baldwin.

Too soon?

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Alec Baldwin has confirmed he will no longer be playing the role of Donald Trump on SNL

From now on he will play the role of Dick Cheney.

Say what you want about the whole Alex Baldwin case, but I stand behind him.

Because there's no way in hell I'm going to stand in front of him.

I hear Alec Baldwin is shooting another movie this year.

I hope he misses.

You miss a hundred percent of the shots you don’t take.

-Alec Baldwin.

Alec Baldwin has resumed shooting on the set of Rust.

In other news, filming will resume next week.

Why does Alec Baldwin grant wishes?

Because he's a shooting star.

I see Alec Baldwin is having a seventh child

He clearly doesn’t shoot blanks

Say what you want about Alec Baldwin

But he's a straight shooter

So I pitched a movie idea to Alec Baldwin...

It didn't go well, he shot it down!

What's the opposite of a Baldwin?

Hair loss.

Why does Alec Baldwin use his wife's stuff in stand up?

Because it's all Hilaria's.

The Baldwins are on a family holiday in Mississippi when Stephen catches Alec down by the lake, EATING his wife!

He screams in horror as Alec escapes into the lake leaving a bloody trail behind him. The other Baldwin brothers hear the commotion and sprint to the scene.

As they arrive they discover the body of Alec's dead wife, covered in bite marks and with chunks of flesh missing from her limbs.
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A Southern Oldie But Goodie....

**Disclaimer: Must be read in a deep Southern drawl.**

A woman was standing in front of the window in the maternity wing looking at her newborn baby when another new mom walked up beside her. She pointed at a baby and said, "Is that your baby boy there?" The first woman replied, "Why, yes it ...

A friend of mine has two tickets for the 2018 Super bowl.

Both box seats. He paid $2,500 each but he didn't realize last year when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding.  If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place...It's at St Christopher’s Church, in Baldwin at 3pm. Her name is Ashley, she's 5'4", about ...

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