The Baldwins are on a family holiday in Mississippi when Stephen catches Alec down by the lake, EATING his wife!
He screams in horror as Alec escapes into the lake leaving a bloody trail behind him. The other Baldwin brothers hear the commotion and sprint to the scene.
As they arrive they discover the body of Alec's dead wife, covered in bite marks and with chunks of flesh missing from her limbs. <...
Why does Alec Baldwin use his wife's stuff in stand up?
Because it's all Hilaria's.
What's the opposite of a Baldwin?
A friend of mine has two tickets for the 2018 Super bowl.
Both box seats. He paid $2,500 each but he didn't realize last year when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place...It's at St Christopher’s Church, in Baldwin at 3pm. Her name is Ashley, she's 5'4", about ...
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A Southern Oldie But Goodie....
**Disclaimer: Must be read in a deep Southern drawl.**
A woman was standing in front of the window in the maternity wing looking at her newborn baby when another new mom walked up beside her. She pointed at a baby and said, "Is that your baby boy there?" The first woman replied, "Why, yes it ...