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Tutankhamun Jokes

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How did Tutankhamun attract the ladies?

With his Pharaohmones

Did you hear about the out-of-tune Egyptian band?

They didn't have a Tutankhamun.

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How did Cleopatra know her butt cheeks would get along?

They had a Tutankhamun.

What was King Tut known as in the wild west?

Rootin' Tutankhamun

I fart just like the ancient pharaohs did…

I guess you could say we have a Tutankhamun.

Two pharaohs fart. Their farts smell the same.

They had a Tutankhamun.

If two pharaoh's farts sound the same...

Do they have a Tutankhamun?

What brought the can of beans and ancient Egyptian together?

They had a Tutankhamun.

-I'll show myself out.

Egyptians always fart before entering a room

They Tutankhamun

Two Egyptians are having an argument

The first Egyptian farts and the second one laughs so hard he farts.

"Well, at least we have a Tutankhamun!"

Why did the all-pharaoh brass band break up?

They didn’t have a Tutankhamun.

Waddaya get when you cross a cowboy with an Egyptian Pharaoh?

Darn Tutankhamun!

Mummy DNA shows that the ancients don’t have much in common with modern Egyptians

But at least they have Tutankhamun

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Unless you're Tutankhamun

Being a full time mummy is not a fucking job.

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