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Sealant Jokes

Why can't contractors shoot each other with sealant?

Because caulk fighting is illegal.

"Rocky, you thought you'd killed me when you blew up the blacktop driveway sealant warehouse, but I survived and I'm placing you under arrest!" "Oh yeah? What's the charge, detective?"

"Asphalting an officer!"

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