The other day, my girlfriend asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick.

She still isn't talking to me.

What’s the difference between a piano, fish and a glue stick?

You can’t tune a glue stick.

I accidentally put a glue stick in my wife's purse and she thought it was Chapstick

She hasn't said a word to me since

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I was walking through an arts and crafts shop when I saw a sign saying, "Glue Sticks."

I thought, "No shit..."

The other day I've mixed my wives lipstick with a glue stick

My model plane fell completely apart!

I went for lunch at an Indian restaurant

I went for lunch at an Indian restaurant and encountered a strange old man sitting at a small table near the door. The old man had at the table with him a glue stick and a few sheets of construction paper and he seemed to be engaged in some kinds of arts-and-crafts project. The waitstaff occasionall...

The Silent Wife

Father : hey Son! why is your mother sitting so silent today?
Son: nothing Dad. She asked for lipstick and i heard
" GLUE STICK "
Father : God bless u son !!

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