The inventor of Velcro just died

RIP

Do not buy any more products that use velcro

It’s a real rip off.

My goal for next year is to save enough money to make myself a Velcro wall.

And I plan on sticking to it.

I wouldn’t buy anything with velcro.

It’s a complete rip-off.

What does Fallout 76 and gold plated velcro have in common?

They’re both $70 rip off’s

Never trust Velcro shoes

They’re a real rip off

What did the Velcro inventor’s grave say?

RIP

I'm gonna buy some velcro for my shoes instead of laces

Why knot?

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Velcro is an item of horrible value

It's a rip-off!

What do you call a Velcro sanitary towel?

A bloody rip off.

Why do people keep buying velcro?

It's such a ripoff.

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I work with a Japanese man, and he only wears shoes that do up with velcro.

I'm really starting to think he might be a lacist.

Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.

What kind of birds stick together?

Velcros

How do you stop children with thick curly black hair from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

My Jobs—

I became a Velcro salesman, but I couldn't stick with it. I tried my hand at a career in tennis, but it wasn't my racket—I was too high strung. I was a masseur for a while, but I rubbed people the wrong way. I got a job at a pool company, but the work was too draining. I was a historian, but I could...

What’s Helen Keller’s favorite color

Velcro

My friend the sheep herder had his bachelor party.

He was so happy I gave him velcro gloves.

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What is the best selling sex toy in all of Wales?

A pair of velcro gloves.

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How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.

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