Did you hear about the couple who accidentally confused window putty with personal lubricant?

All their windows fell out.

Did you hear about the newlyweds who didn't know the difference between putty and petroleum jelly?

Their windows fell out.

What's the wisest kind of modeling putty?

Play-toh.

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Reaction to Snakes

• Civilian: Runs away from the snake screaming.

• Paratrooper: Lands on and kills the snake.

• Armor: runs over snake, giggles, and looks for
more snakes.

• Infantry: "Look, a putty cat. Come 'ere
kitty....Ouch! Hey, that's not a putty tat."

• Army Aviation: Has GPS...

A guy walks into a bar...

He says "ouch!" the bartender says "what happened" the guy says "I walked into your bar!"

The tender comes around and see's a piece of rebar sticking out of the wall. "Yikes, here come take a seat at the bar and ill pour you a drink"... He turns around to see the man sitting on the ground be...

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When she wants her own way, my wife hides my viagra.

Then I'm putty in her hands.

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