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Putty Jokes

A newly wed couple didn't know the difference between putty and Vaseline.

A week after their marriage all of their windows fell out, which was the least of their worries.

What's the wisest kind of modeling putty?

Play-toh.

Did you hear about the couple who accidentally confused window putty with personal lubricant?

All their windows fell out.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

When she wants her own way, my wife hides my viagra.

Then I'm putty in her hands.

A guy walks into a bar...

He says "ouch!" the bartender says "what happened" the guy says "I walked into your bar!"

The tender comes around and see's a piece of rebar sticking out of the wall. "Yikes, here come take a seat at the bar and ill pour you a drink"... He turns around to see the man sitting on the ground be...

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