I bought a book today about how to attach permanent metal fasteners.
It’s riveting.
I was talking to my wife about permanent mechanical fasteners
She was riveted
I’m going to open a gold-plated fasteners company
It’s going to be called Au Nuts
My wife asked me if there was an interesting alternative to using screws or nails as fasteners.
I told her yes... and it's riveting.
I took my car to an Irish mechanic yesterday
The mechanic was loosening a fastener with a tool when suddenly the tool snapped in half. Disgusted, he threw the wrench to the ground.
"Was that important? Does that happen often?" I asked him.
"Yes!" He proclaimed. "It drives me nuts!"
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