I bought a book today about how to attach permanent metal fasteners.
I was talking to my wife about permanent mechanical fasteners
She was riveted
What's a frog's preferred fastener?
My wife asked me if there was an interesting alternative to using screws or nails as fasteners.
I told her yes... and it's riveting.
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Frenchman in Morocco
A Frenchman seeking some thrills travels to Morocco and decides to go bungee jumping off the top of mosques. As he bounces back into the air, all of the passerby in Morocco are in awe and one Moroccan passerby decides that he wants to try it himself.
He finds the Frenchman at a nearby cafe a...
I took my car to an Irish mechanic yesterday
The mechanic was loosening a fastener with a tool when suddenly the tool snapped in half. Disgusted, he threw the wrench to the ground.
"Was that important? Does that happen often?" I asked him.
"Yes!" He proclaimed. "It drives me nuts!"
An assortment of GoT puns (don't worry, no spoilers)
Note: I have not seen a single episode of GoT, nor have I read the books. All my knowledge is based off of what I hear in the news. Feel free to insert your "OP knows as much as Jon Snow" joke here.
So, here goes:
What should George R.R. Martin have called the Night's Watch? The Snow P...
A man walks into a harware store....
A man walks into a hardware store after his crazy ex-girlfriend broke all his furnature. Being a resourceful guy, he decided to fix his damaged possessions rather than buying new ones. He found all the hammers, nails, screwsm and other items he needed, but was lacking one tool he didnt't know the na...