Fastener Jokes - 9 Hilarious Fastener Jokes

what is a frog's favourite fastener?

Rivet

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Did you see the show about metal fasteners?

It was riveting.

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I bought a book today about how to attach permanent metal fasteners.

It’s riveting.

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I was talking to my wife about permanent mechanical fasteners

She was riveted

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I’m going to open a gold-plated fasteners company

It’s going to be called Au Nuts

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My wife asked me if there was an interesting alternative to using screws or nails as fasteners.

I told her yes... and it's riveting.

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I took my car to an Irish mechanic yesterday

The mechanic was loosening a fastener with a tool when suddenly the tool snapped in half. Disgusted, he threw the wrench to the ground.

"Was that important? Does that happen often?" I asked him.

"Yes!" He proclaimed. "It drives me nuts!"

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Frenchman in Morocco

A Frenchman seeking some thrills travels to Morocco and decides to go bungee jumping off the top of mosques. As he bounces back into the air, all of the passerby in Morocco are in awe and one Moroccan passerby decides that he wants to try it himself.

He finds the Frenchman at a nearby cafe a...

A man walks into a harware store....

A man walks into a hardware store after his crazy ex-girlfriend broke all his furnature. Being a resourceful guy, he decided to fix his damaged possessions rather than buying new ones. He found all the hammers, nails, screwsm and other items he needed, but was lacking one tool he didnt't know the na...

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