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Glue Factory Jokes

I really bonded with the guy at the glue factory.

We have been inseparable ever since we met.

I almost lost my job at the glue factory...

It seemed like everything was falling apart. But I stuck with it, and have managed to hold it all together.

I just needed to adhere to the rules

What do you call a spy at a glue factory?

A bonding agent

I used to work in a messy munitions and glue factory

I asked for a pay rise, but the management stuck to their guns

Did you hear about the cowboys who deny robbing the glue factory?

They're sticking to their guns.

My boys and I plan to rob the super glue factory..

By the way the plan looks, things will be hard to pull off.

There is one positive thing about a group of horses going to the glue factory...

they'll really stick together.

I got an e-mail from a buddy of mine. He always has trouble spelling certain words. He said he quit his job at the glue factory. Upper management wanted everyone to put out 2,500 tubes per hour

I guess he's not the type to work in a fast paste environment.

The young male race horse came from a long line of winners and did wonderfully in workouts. In actual races, however, he proved a little too romantic, and could never quite bring himself to pass a mare. So one day the trainer went to him and told him he'd have to be neutered.

The young horse, knowing that it was either this or the glue factory, took it philosophically. After all, having the operation was almost a certain guarantee of a long and illustrious racing career. After a short recovery period, the horse was again run in workouts, and found to do as well as ever.<...

Two racehorses and a dog are in the stable on the night before the big race.

The old horse says, “Kid, I have a favor to ask. Tomorrow’s the last race of my career. If I win, they’ll have a big parade in my honor and put me in a nice pasture for the rest of my life. If I lose, they’ll send me to the glue factory. Now, I’m still a pretty good racer, but I think we both know t...

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