Get Around Jokes - 21 Hilarious Get Around Jokes

How do crabs get around on land?

They use the sidewalk.

Have you ever been walking behind someone and they're slow and you can't get around them no matter what you do and then you try to pass them and at the very last second they turn right in front of you and block you and you get frustrated?

Anyway, I need bail.

What's the best way to get around Vatican City?

Mass Transit

How did George Washington get around?

on Air HORSE One!

What did communists get around back in the day?

The prolechariot!

How did Luke Skywalker get around the forest moon of Endor?

Ewoked.

How does an artist get around?

Well, quite easel-y.

I keep meaning to write my memoirs, but never get around to it.

It's my oughta biography

How does Jesus get around the busy streets of bethlehem?

By using the crosswalk

Whenever I'm in pain, I get around it by...

...blaming it on my nerve cells.

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A Japanese man, French man and a redneck are sitting at a bar. The subject get around to sex and what they to drive their wife crazy.

The Japanese man: After we make love, I softly massage my wife's breasts. It drives her crazy.

The French man: After we make love, I kiss her eyes, then her breasts, then her sweet spot. It drives her crazy.

The redneck: After I jump the old ladies bones, I get up and wipe my dick of...

How do ticks get around?

They Itch Hike

When Fozzy the Muppet gets old what will he need to get around?

A WALKA WALKA WALKA!

What does an aging Sith lord with a bad hip use to get around?

An Imperial Walker

How do scratched dvds get around?

They skip

How do oysters get around?

In mussel cars.

How do people in Nor Cal get around?

Hella copters

From my Dad: I never did get around to paying for my exorcism

So now I've been repossessed.

How does the queen bee get around the hive?

She's throne.

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An atheist dies, goes to hell, and finds himself in a lush park with butterflies.

His physical body has transformed back into its prime and he's then greeted by Satan who says "Why hello there! Welcome to hell. Let me show you around, you're gonna love it here."

Satan points to a nice house and says "what do you think of this house?" The atheist replies "It's beautiful, I ...

A Viking is out shopping when he comes across an old woman in a wheelchair crying.

"What's wrong?" asks the Viking.

"Well," the woman says, wiping her tears, "I have been living on my own for many months now, and my daughter and son-in-law have at last come to visit me. My daughter has brought me along on this shopping trip, but it's the first time I've really been out and ...

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