A Japanese man, French man and a redneck are sitting at a bar. The subject get around to sex and what they to drive their wife crazy.
The Japanese man: After we make love, I softly massage my wife's breasts. It drives her crazy.
The French man: After we make love, I kiss her eyes, then her breasts, then her sweet spot. It drives her crazy.
The redneck: After I jump the old ladies bones, I get up and wipe my dick of...