Two men were breaking into a high security software company...
They couldn’t get their code breaker to work for the back door, so, in a last desperate attempt to short circuit the security, one of them peed on the access panel.
It began smoking, a couple sparks flew, and boom, the back door clicked open.
They looked at each other, impressed and r...
Which course did Hillary Clinton select when playing Mario Kart?
The short circuit
Why did the electric car finish the race early?
It had a short circuit.
Dad was a Bell System engineer. I told him that he had put up with BS for 40 years. But that is not his joke. His was:
How long is a short circuit?
As long as it takes to ***find*** it!
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
My buddy Norman was a great guy, but he was obsessive about power poles.
True story. My buddy Norman had mental issues.
He used to go around with a slingshot, shooting stones at the insulators on power poles. The police would pick him up, hold him overnight, then let him go in the morning. He would eventually find a new slingshot, then go right back to shooti...