I can honestly say I've learned things from each one of my exes...
Patience
An Irishman walks into a bar and orders 3 pints of Guinness.
He then proceeds to take a sip from the first, then a sip from the second, then a sip from the third, and starts again with a sip from the first, then second and so on.
The bartender asks what he was up to, and he replied "I have 2 brothers, one lives in New York and one in Sydney, and since ...
A man walks into a bar
and orders three beers every single Friday night, and drinks a sip from each one consecutively until they're finished. One time the barman goes to him and said, 'why do you always order three beers?' The man explains, 'me and my two brothers used to have beer at exactly the same time together ...
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