Foreheads Jokes - 6 Hilarious Foreheads Jokes

My friend was putting lipstick on her forehead

She said she was trying to make-up her mind

Do you know why so many Italian people are named Tony?

Years ago they were shipping a bunch of them into America and they stamped on their foreheads To:NY.

A communist and a capitalist both walk into a bar...

Both now have bumps on their foreheads

A priest, a rabbi and a redditor walks into a bar

"Oww!" all 3 exclaimed rubbing their foreheads as the bar for r/jokes was too low.

Police Checkpoint

Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a few bottles of Budweiser

Bubba, said "Slow down, Earl, a Police checkpoint is ahead!!

There was quite a few vehicles in front of them so Earl said, "Don't worry, Bubba, "We'll just pull over and finish drinking these beers, peel o...

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A man is sitting on his favorite bench in the park, watching kids play and couples stroll by hand in hand, all in all a nice morning.

After a while, he notices two men in the distance, each carrying a shovel. The first one digs a big hole, goes six feet forward, and digs the next. The second one waits about two minutes, and fills the holes again behind his buddy.

This goes on until they have dug and filled ten holes, after ...

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