I accidentally swallowed some food coloring.

The doctor says I'm fine, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

I was forced to swallow purple food color.

I feel violated.

The neighbors built a snow sculpture of a dismembered person, complete with red food coloring.

It was an ***abominable*** snowman.

Did you hear about the guy who passed away because he consumed too much food coloring?

He dyed.

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What’s the difference between this joke and a nudist soaked in food coloring?

One is nude in dye and the other died in new.

Went to the doctor the other day after drinking a gallon of food coloring

I was peeing all these funny colors. He diagnosed me with a case of "dye urea".

What's red and tastes like blue food coloring?

Red food coloring.

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