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Food Coloring Jokes

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What’s the difference between this joke and a nudist soaked in food coloring?

One is nude in dye and the other died in new.

I swallowed some food coloring yesterday

The doctor said I'd be fine, but I feel like I dyed a little inside

Did you hear the tragic story about the man who sat in food coloring?

He dyes in the end.

Did you hear about the guy who passed away because he consumed too much food coloring?

He dyed.

Went to the doctor the other day after drinking a gallon of food coloring

I was peeing all these funny colors. He diagnosed me with a case of "dye urea".

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