I accidentally swallowed some food coloring.

The doctor says I'm fine, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

The neighbors built a snow sculpture of a dismembered person, complete with red food coloring.

It was an ***abominable*** snowman.

Did you hear about the guy who passed away because he consumed too much food coloring?

He dyed.

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What’s the difference between this joke and a nudist soaked in food coloring?

One is nude in dye and the other died in new.

Went to the doctor the other day after drinking a gallon of food coloring

I was peeing all these funny colors. He diagnosed me with a case of "dye urea".

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In breaking news, Trump’s personal library has burned down.

The fire consumed both books and in a tragic twist, he hadn’t even finished coloring the second one.





Edit: Wow! Thank you for all of the awards, I didn't anticipate that. Some people need to relax though. This is just a freakin' joke, not the agenda of a movement.

Also,...

Bought a new camera today…

and wanted to test it out. I was looking for a good subject and found a salon where a guy was cutting a woman’s hair. I went in and asked him if I could take some pictures. He said she wanted a rainbow look, and it would be great to get some before and after pics to capture the coloring process.
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In breaking news, Trump’s personal library has burned down.

The fire consumed both books and in a tragic twist he hadn’t even finished coloring the second one.

Don't trust someone who disrespects Old Glory by coloring in the white stripes

That's just a big red flag

I was thinking about coloring my hair today.

Today's a good day to dye.

My wife accused me of being unsympathetic and not listening, so I bought her a GI Joe coloring book.

Now she'll always have a soldier to crayon.

What do you have when you get an infection from coloring?

The Crayonovirus.

Every book is a coloring book if you hate librarians.

Credit: Mitch Hedberg (R.I.P)

What's red and tastes like blue food coloring?

Red food coloring.

Next time I hit the club, I'm coloring myself head to toe with a permanent marker, and that's all I'll wear.

Because every girl's crazy 'bout a Sharpie-dressed man.

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