Colouring Jokes - 7 Hilarious Colouring Jokes

Did you hear the news that Trump's personal library burnt down?

Unfortunately, both books were permanently destroyed.

Do you know the what the real tragedy is?
He didn't even finish colouring the second one.

Did you hear about the late barber who specialised in colouring senior citizens' hair?

He dyed an old man.

I accidentally drank a little food colouring last night.

I ended up dying inside.

They said swallowing food colouring is dangerous.

That’s because it might make you dye.

I finished three books yesterday!

Boy that was a lot of colouring!

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Bad Dad Panda Joke

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"
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A teacher asks class to draw and colour a duck holding an umbrella

She notices Jerry colouring his duck blue and asks "where did you see a blue duck?" He replies "where did you see a duck holding an umbrella?"

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