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Aladdin Banned from Flying Carpet Racing

Sources say for use of Performance Enhancing Rugs

3 blondes are lost in the desert

They come across a river that they have to get over, but it's swarming with crocodiles.

Luckily, a genie just happened to pass by on his flying carpet. He said: "Ah, you are lucky! As I have found you here, I will grant each of you one wish."

The first blonde wished she was an excellen...

What do you get when you mix a car, a pet and a fly?

A flying carpet.

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