Hats Jokes - 22 Hilarious Hats Jokes

Why are cowboy hats curled up on the sides?

So they can fit three in the pickup

Why did Mr. New York enjoy putting hats on other men?

He was man-hattin'!

Two guys from Michigan die and wake up in hell.

Two guys from Michigan die and wake up in hell. The next day, the devil stops to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens and bomber hats, warming themselves around the fire.
The devil asks them, "What are you doing? Isn't it hot enough for you?"

The two guys reply, "Well, yo...

Two hats are hanging on a hat rack.

One says to the other, "You stay here; I'll go on a head."

Did you hear about a man who got arrested for stealing hats?

He hat it coming.

Why do spies always wear hats?

Because they are undercover.

I'm going to start a religion with really big hats

that way God can't see what we're doing.

Did you know garden gnomes wear little red hats?

It's a little gnome fact.

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What's the difference between a cowboy hat and a tampon?

Cowboy hats are for assholes.

I don't like jokes about hats.

They go over my head.

Scarlett Johansson is on a plane that crashes on a remote island.

She and some regular guy are the only two survivors. They make the best of their situation, scavenge what supplies they can from the plane, and try to keep going.

They build a little hut on the beach and - both of them having certain "needs" - eventually start hooking up.

This keep goi...

My Grandfather always told me "never wear animal skin hats in the woods during hunting season"

One day I asked him why and he said "Other hunters might try and make conversation with you"

Hats off to those people brave enough to wear those silly New Years hats at work.

No... I meant take your hats off. You look stupid.

Hats off to all of the insurance companies helping out with the crisis!

Oh, I guess all of our hats are staying on.

I'd tell you a joke about hats

But it would probably go over your head

Why don't Korean captains wear hats?

Because they don't know what to do with cap sizes.

What do you call a group of rabbits with little hats?

Rabbi.

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Did you guys hear the one about where a donkey got into a hat store destroying all the hats and the cops had to come and kill it?

It was pretty crazy, dead ass no cap.

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I was walking down main street and there was a homeless man with a signt hat said “1 dollar for dirty joke.”

Seemed like a good investment to me so I gladly handed over a dollar.

Homeless man: “Alright sir whats your name?

Me: “Username-valid ”

Homeless man: “So username-valid, there is black rooster alright? How many legs does that chicken have”

Me: “two?”

Homeless man: ...

I tend to be extra cautious around tall, large men with ten gallon hats

They’re pretty shady individuals.

A magician pulls rabbits out of hats.

An experimental psychologist pulls habits out of rats.

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