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A friend of mine was on holiday in Damascus, he fell in an open sewer and got stuck

He was in Syria's shit.

Q: Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

A: Because it's Syria's business.

(cross-post from /r/funny by request)

Unlike other countries, Syria, despite all their problems, did manage to get their people to be aware of public hygiene and satefy during coronavirus.

Maybe because they already knew what Damascus.

What geography question was Gus asked when he was trying to get into Walmart?

Where's Damascus?

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