Donald Trump is in Berlin for his first state visit with Angela Merkel. Trump quickly asks what the secret of her great success is.
Merkel tells him you just have to have a lot of intelligent people around you.
"How do you know so quickly if someone is intelligent?" asks Trump.
"Let me demonstrate." She picks up the phone, calls Wolfgang Schäuble and asks him a question, "Mr. Schäuble, it's your father's son, but i...
Xhyr'noth the defiler, an ancient cosmic horror, decides to visit earth to go pub crawling through the US.
In the first state everyone at the pub runs off in terror. As the humanoid looking abomination filled with eyes and tentacles warps in and orders a beer. The police and military is informed but doesn't know what to do yet. The bartender doesn't care because he has suicidal depression and rather stri...
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