What do you call a lycanthrope from Wilmington or Dover?

A Delaware-wolf.

Why was the Apple Store in Wilmington so afraid of competition?

They were Dell-Aware.

Trump rally...

Tomorrow at 8 am on the beach at Wilmington North Carolina. Spread the word!

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