My operating system just deleted half my files.

I knew I should’ve never installed ThanOS.

During his presidency, there were some files that even Obama couldn’t touch.

The \*For Biden\* files.

Husband files for divorce. In the court, judge asks why, he says - she doesn't satisfy me.

The wife replies - the entire neighborhood is satisfied, he is the only one always complaining.

How do clowns store files?

They store them on a flash drive with 32 gigglebytes of space.

How do you delete important files on your computer permanently?

Update to the Windows 10 October Update

What program do Jedi use for viewing files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi...

If you add S to EX files...

You get EX-S files. Get it? Excess files haha

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Mickey Mouse files for a divorce.

A few days later he gets a call from his lawyer, who says

“Mickey, I’m sorry, but you can’t divorce Minnie just because you think she’s crazy.”

Mickey replies

“I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she was fucking Goofy.”

Dinosaur file transfer

How does a dinosaur send files from one computer to another?

First, he puts them in a .RAR

How to audio files say hi to one another?

They just .wav

Man, it's gonna take FOREVER to decompress this file

Sigh. *unzips*

What do you call it when two Frenchmen share files?

Pierre-to-Pierre transfer.

What does David Bowie call his OpenDocument files?

space.odt

There are only two types of files. SWF and NSWF

Shockwave files and non-shockwave files

if you added the letters S and E to the X files

it would be the X-ES Files. haha excess files. way too many files lol

What do you call an anti-aircraft gun that shoots high-quality digital audio files?

A .flac gun

Why Jesus never loses his files?

Because Jesus saves...

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Fuck all of my word files disappeared...

who let the .docx out?

A professional ice-sculptor files for bankruptcy...

Time for him to liquidate his assets

Sitting down at my work desk, all my files are gone...

... and I'm asking myself : Who let the .docx out?

How to hide your important files from people without making Hidden folders

1. Go to your Desktop and make a new folder named Internet Explorer
2. Change the folder's icon to Internet Explorer
3. Keep it in your favorite corner of the desktop

Now, no one will open internet explorer!

The JFK files will be released today.

If there's anything that satisfies conspiracy theorists' curiosity, it's files released by the government.

Nowadays with internet in some prisons..

..How do they prevent the emails from having attached files?

What do emos use to compress files?

.rawr files

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What do you get when you combine shitty, old commercials with audio files?

Aflac

Why can't you send files in an email to a Jedi?

Attachments are forbidden!

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Mickey Mouse files for divorce

The divorce court judge says "Micky, I can't determine from your statement whether the grounds for divorce are insanity or infidelity."

Mickey says, "your honor, I don't know how it could be more clear, Minnie Mouse is fucking goofy."

My boss fired me today for accidentally deleting over 1000MB of important files

He told me I lost the gig...

I tried to make a living mixing audio files to the left and right

...but it didn't really pan out.

How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick?

Dragon drop

One dark night in Dublin, a fire started inside the local chemical plant . . .

In a blink of an eye it exploded into massive flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around. When the fire fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical company president rushed to the fireman in charge and said, "All our secret formulas are in the vault in the centre of the...

Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his computer.

They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all of the bickering.

Finally God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test that will run two hours and I will judge who does the better job."

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. Th...