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Where does a dyslexic porn addict keep his files?

On his hard diks.

My operating system just deleted half my files.

I knew I should’ve never installed ThanOS.

How do clowns store files?

They store them on a flash drive with 32 gigglebytes of space.

During his presidency, there were some files that even Obama couldn’t touch.

The \*For Biden\* files.

Husband files for divorce. In the court, judge asks why, he says - she doesn't satisfy me.

The wife replies - the entire neighborhood is satisfied, he is the only one always complaining.

Dinosaur file transfer

How does a dinosaur send files from one computer to another?

First, he puts them in a .RAR

What program do Jedi use for viewing files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi...

If you add S to EX files...

You get EX-S files. Get it? Excess files haha

How do you delete important files on your computer permanently?

Update to the Windows 10 October Update

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Mickey Mouse files for a divorce.

A few days later he gets a call from his lawyer, who says

“Mickey, I’m sorry, but you can’t divorce Minnie just because you think she’s crazy.”

Mickey replies

“I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she was fucking Goofy.”

How to audio files say hi to one another?

They just .wav

What do you call it when two Frenchmen share files?

Pierre-to-Pierre transfer.

What does David Bowie call his OpenDocument files?

space.odt

Man, it's gonna take FOREVER to decompress this file

Sigh. *unzips*

if you added the letters S and E to the X files

it would be the X-ES Files. haha excess files. way too many files lol

There are only two types of files. SWF and NSWF

Shockwave files and non-shockwave files

What do you call an anti-aircraft gun that shoots high-quality digital audio files?

A .flac gun

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Fuck all of my word files disappeared...

who let the .docx out?

Why Jesus never loses his files?

Because Jesus saves...

Sitting down at my work desk, all my files are gone...

... and I'm asking myself : Who let the .docx out?

How to hide your important files from people without making Hidden folders

1. Go to your Desktop and make a new folder named Internet Explorer
2. Change the folder's icon to Internet Explorer
3. Keep it in your favorite corner of the desktop

Now, no one will open internet explorer!

The JFK files will be released today.

If there's anything that satisfies conspiracy theorists' curiosity, it's files released by the government.

Nowadays with internet in some prisons..

..How do they prevent the emails from having attached files?

What do emos use to compress files?

.rawr files

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What do you get when you combine shitty, old commercials with audio files?

Aflac

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Mickey Mouse files for divorce

The divorce court judge says "Micky, I can't determine from your statement whether the grounds for divorce are insanity or infidelity."

Mickey says, "your honor, I don't know how it could be more clear, Minnie Mouse is fucking goofy."

Why can't you send files in an email to a Jedi?

Attachments are forbidden!

My boss fired me today for accidentally deleting over 1000MB of important files

He told me I lost the gig...

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Did you hear about the woman in a coma?

Day 1. So there's a woman in hospital in a coma, the nurse is giving her the daily flannel wash. She cleans the lady down as per usual until she got to her lady parts, she notices the woman's finger twitch as she cleans.

Day 2. The nurse is giving the lady in coma her wash again when a simila...

How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick?

Dragon drop

I tried to make a living mixing audio files to the left and right

...but it didn't really pan out.

LPT: Always read product reviews before buying electronics

Like a lot of people, I’ve been drawn in by Amazon to check out their prime day deals. I was browsing through the electronics earlier, looking for a new flash drive for transferring documents between my home and work computers. The primary one I use currently is only USB 2.0 and I figured it might ...

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