Could you imagine if trump actually moved the files from govt servers to a private server?

That would be Hillaryous.

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Edit2: reddit gold?! You all are too good to me!

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Once again this year, I’ve had requests for my Vodka Christmas Cake recipe so here goes. Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up every year!

*(Made mine this morning!!)*

1 cup sugar,
1 tsp. baking powder,
1 cup water,
1 tsp. salt ,
1 cup brown sugar,
Lemon juice,
4 large eggs,
Nuts,
1 bottle Vodka,
2 cups dried fruit.

Sample a cup of Vodka to check qual...

My wife emailed me the pictures of our first trip together, but I couldn’t open any of the files.

I always have trouble with emotional attachments.

The French have come up with a more efficient way of sharing files electronically.

It’s a Pierre-to-Pierre network.

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Where does a dyslexic porn addict keep his files?

On his hard diks.

During his presidency, there were some files that even Obama couldn’t touch.

The \*For Biden\* files.

My operating system just deleted half my files.

I knew I should’ve never installed ThanOS.

Why does the Vatican Buy Encryption Software?

To hide all their .pdf files

How do clowns store files?

They store them on a flash drive with 32 gigglebytes of space.

Where did Epstein keep his friends’ contact info?

PDF files

Husband files for divorce. In the court, judge asks why, he says - she doesn't satisfy me.

The wife replies - the entire neighborhood is satisfied, he is the only one always complaining.

The police recently arrested a man selling "secret formula" tablets he claimed gave eternal youth.

When going through their files they noticed it was the fifth time he was caught for committing this same criminal medical fraud.

He had earlier been arrested in 1794, 1856, 1928 and 1983....

Dinosaur file transfer

How does a dinosaur send files from one computer to another?

First, he puts them in a .RAR

Christers

Three buildings in town were overrun by squirrels—the town hall, the hardware store, and the church. The town hall brought in some cats. But after they tore up all the files, the mayor got rid of the predators, and soon the squirrels were back.
The hardware store humanely trapped the squirrels an...

If you add S to EX files...

You get EX-S files. Get it? Excess files haha

What program do Jedi masters use to open pdf files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

How to audio files say hi to one another?

They just .wav

if you added the letters S and E to the X files

it would be the X-ES Files. haha excess files. way too many files lol

A man walks into his new job.

He notices a two drawer filing cabinet that is unmarked sitting by his desk, he turns to his coworker and asks.

"Whats in the filing cabinet, I never need actual files."

"The top drawer is not for your eyes, its top secret."

The man asks "Can you at least tell me what is in the ...

What do you call it when two Frenchmen share files?

Pierre-to-Pierre transfer.

What does David Bowie call his OpenDocument files?

space.odt

Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his computer.

They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all of the bickering.

Finally God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test that will run two hours and I will judge who does the better job."

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. Th...

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Mickey Mouse files for a divorce.

A few days later he gets a call from his lawyer, who says

“Mickey, I’m sorry, but you can’t divorce Minnie just because you think she’s crazy.”

Mickey replies

“I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she was fucking Goofy.”

Man, it's gonna take FOREVER to decompress this file

Sigh. *unzips*

How to hide your important files from people without making Hidden folders

1. Go to your Desktop and make a new folder named Internet Explorer
2. Change the folder's icon to Internet Explorer
3. Keep it in your favorite corner of the desktop

Now, no one will open internet explorer!

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Fuck all of my word files disappeared...

who let the .docx out?

One dark night in Dublin, a fire started inside the local chemical plant . . .

In a blink of an eye it exploded into massive flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around. When the fire fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical company president rushed to the fireman in charge and said, "All our secret formulas are in the vault in the centre of the...

Why Jesus never loses his files?

Because Jesus saves...

There are only two types of files. SWF and NSWF

Shockwave files and non-shockwave files

Sitting down at my work desk, all my files are gone...

... and I'm asking myself : Who let the .docx out?

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