Why do Star Wars Jedi absolutely hate having to open PDF files ?

Because attachments are forbidden.

Hackers took over our system and won't give us back access to our files until we tell them how good looking they are.

It's a handsomeware attack.

My wife emailed me our wedding photos, but I couldn’t open any of the files.

I always have trouble with emotional attachments.

A stationery store was broken into. Box files, wall calendars and appointment diaries were stolen.

Police suspect highly organised crime.

How does Lady Gaga unzip files on windows?

RAR, RAR-ah-ah-ah.

Could you imagine if trump actually moved the files from govt servers to a private server?

That would be Hillaryous.

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What do Hogwarts students use to read PDF files?

They use Adobby

Time files when you're having fun

Meanwhile one frog to another, "Times fun when you're having flies"

Why aren't MS Word files allowed here?

Rule 4: No docx-ing

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A prostitute's tax files....

A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

"Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." Says the accountant.

He gets her name, address etc. And then asks,"What's your occupation?" "I'm a prostitute," she says.

The accou...

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Once again this year, I’ve had requests for my Vodka Christmas Cake recipe so here goes. Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up every year!

*(Made mine this morning!!)*

1 cup sugar,
1 tsp. baking powder,
1 cup water,
1 tsp. salt ,
1 cup brown sugar,
Lemon juice,
4 large eggs,
Nuts,
1 bottle Vodka,
2 cups dried fruit.

Sample a cup of Vodka to check qual...

Gillian Anderson of the x files just lost custody of her 12 year old boy following a long legal battle.

She is now Gillian Withouterson.

The police recently arrested a man selling "secret formula" tablets he claimed gave eternal youth.

When going through their files they noticed it was the fifth time he was caught for committing this same criminal medical fraud.He had earlier been arrested in 1794, 1856, 1928 and 1983..

How do you call the actor in the male leading role from the X-files if he commits a murder?

a Mulderer .

In an alternate reality, bears speak and coexist with humans.

A prominent electrician (who happened to be a bear) employed several humans for various positions within his company. Some were in customer service, handling the phones. Others were on-site technicians who drove around town from job to job. One human, Mike, was hired to do two different jobs inside ...

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Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of new space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all ot...

I just found out about these things called "mods" that can alter game files.

They're absolutely game changing.

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3 men die and go to Heaven

3 men die and go to Heaven. St Peter meets them and starts reviewing their files.

He starts talking to the first guy: “I see that you lived a good life, but you cheated on your wife 30 times. That’s not very good, but not bad enough to send you to hell. So you can stay in heaven, but you’ll h...

Bosnian X-Files

In Sarajevo hospital, at intensive care unit, a patient would die every single Friday at exactly 11 PM, in the very same bed, no matter what their medical condition may have been.

Doctors became extremely worried because they couldn't determine causes of their deaths.

Time passed on a...

During his presidency, there were some files that even Obama couldn’t touch.

The \*For Biden\* files.

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A guy living in Kansas hears a voice in his head one day...

And this god like voice in his head says "LEAVE YOUR FAMILY, SELL EVERYTHING YOU OWN AND GO TO RENO, NEVADA"

The guy ignores it at first, and for as long as he can, but it just won't stop "SELL EVERYTHING, TAKE EVERY PENNY YOU HAVE, GO TO RENO"

So finally he can't take it anymore and h...

A French computer scientist has come up with a quick way of transferring files electronically.

It’s called a Pierre to Pierre network.

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Where does a dyslexic porn addict keep his files?

On his hard diks.

My operating system just deleted half my files.

I knew I should’ve never installed ThanOS.

if you added the letters S and E to the X files

it would be the X-ES Files. haha excess files. way too many files lol

How to audio files say hi to one another?

They just .wav

How do clowns store files?

They store them on a flash drive with 32 gigglebytes of space.

Yo mama so FAT

She can't store files larger than 4 GB.

Husband files for divorce. In the court, judge asks why, he says - she doesn't satisfy me.

The wife replies - the entire neighborhood is satisfied, he is the only one always complaining.

If you add S to EX files...

You get EX-S files. Get it? Excess files haha

What do you call it when two Frenchmen share files?

Pierre-to-Pierre transfer.

How to hide your important files from people without making Hidden folders

1. Go to your Desktop and make a new folder named Internet Explorer
2. Change the folder's icon to Internet Explorer
3. Keep it in your favorite corner of the desktop

Now, no one will open internet explorer!

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