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I used to sell office supplies to the mafia, file cabinets and label makers and such

I was involved in very organized crime

Why do police have file cabinets?

For organized crime.

A guy starts his first day at a bakery...

The boss says, "We're a healthy, whole-food bakery, so we put vegetables in every type of bread that we make." He shows the new guy to the back room, where there are rows of file cabinets with pictures of vegetables on them.

"Here's where we keep the carrot dough," the boss says, opening a fi...

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