Impeach Jokes

Because they insist on carrying a baby to full term

"Impeach."

Whereas the impeachment of Clinton was the legacy of his stain.

Because they insist on carrying babies to full term.

OP is here, I heard this from a friend at work:

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I don't want to offend anyone.



Treason's Greetings and Impeach Navidad!

Because it’s the first time he’s gotten the most votes.

Lack of a better term.

Now millions of people can breathe easier.

Finally, something he's earned

Trump grabs his Switch, runs outside and yells I’M BOWSER, I’M BOWSER!

That's so unusual, most people don't even know what it means.
It's totally unpresidented.

Hi Peach, I'm Dad.

I mean he already is orange... is he not?

Unpresidented

...he should’ve falsely claimed there were WMDs in Iraq

Because he is in-a-cent.

If you want us to impeach Trump, just give us a sign. Like blot out the sun. Anytime in the next week.

Thanks,

America.

Because she didn't win the election.

The first time sure, they always insist a baby is carried to full term.

The second one however, shocking as they actually took care of the baby afterwards.

Because he’s an orange.

He's desperate to prove that anything a Democrat can do, he can do better and in half the time.

This joke will never get old, ever.

May be unpresidented.

He did say in his imagination speech he would do something very few presidents have.

Their white sheets aren't clean from the last rally yet

for embarrassing Hillary Clinton

Imorange

But with no witnesses or evidence we don't know what was ordered, or what the bartender said, so.....no punchline.

Hopefully the USA will follow suit, and have their president deoranged.

Bill Clinton: #metoo

Just one pence

Mmmmm peach mint (drool noises)

It’s not like it’s unpresidented

They found themselves in an unpresidented situation.

President of a country is handed 3 numbered envelopes by the previous leader. Previous leader says "If you screw anything up, then open one of the envelopes and it will tell you what to do."

Eventually, over time, the president screws some things up. Everyone gets mad at him and threatens t... read more

If you are expecting an apology he will leave you hanging.

This has to be the most interesting season of the apprentice yet!

“You’re fired!”

All three of his marriages have lasted longer then his presidency.

... if anything, he'll get imoranged

They’re both impeach.

President Trump awakens one Winter morning to discover someone has peed “Impeach Trump” in the snow. He calls the Secret Service to investigate.

When they return, they tell the President that they have bad news and even worse news. The bad news is that it’s Vice President Pence’s urine. This ... read more

Just made me laugh more than many jokes i found here

He got himself impeached. TWICE.

You can't imorange a Peach but you can impeach an Orange.

You could say it was unpresidented.

I beg your pardon?

He said “If you’re not Mitt, you must acquit.”

To remove him would be unpresidented.

“I ran”

Armed insurgents invade the capitol, threaten violence and are ultimately overpowered. But intelligence shows that they may be planning another attack.

The country’s leaders ask for advice in how to handle the violence.

The winning party yells “Impeach the outgoing president during... read more

impeached ice tea

Trump was impeached, Mario was in Peach

An orange is being impeached because he's bananas!

Her choices, as she told me, were 'ImPeachments & Cream' and 'Watermelon-Gate' (as a sorbet).



Both were denied.

This is actually true.

Lame Duck A L'Orange, and for dessert, ImPEACHment Cobbler.

Impeachment

« I’m not Orange, Impeached. »

I rent out bookcases to be installed behind everyone doing a TV interview about either Covid or the Impeachment process.

Find yourself a woman who holds you as tight as Nancy Pelosi holds her impeachment articles

Impeachment

Two criminals (fighting to save their careers) - one dumb and impeached, another indicted - revealing a Middle East “Peace” plan!!

An impeach.

Impeach Cobbler

Because they are trying to orange his impeachment.

He was impeached

The first says that she couldn't be happier. She married a man who owns a Mercedes Benz car dealership. They live in a beautiful home, she drives whatever new Mercedes that strikes her fancy, and they are living a life of luxury.

The second mentions that her husband was just a councilman in t... read more

He decides to call the world leaders he most admires. He makes a conference call to Putin, Kim Jong-un,and Rodrigo Duterte.

"Guys, next to me, you are the greatest leaders in the world. What can I do to stop from getting impeached?"

There is a lot of talking between them and then Vlad ... read more

I heard this one the first time back in the early 70's.

Richard Nixon and Henry Kissinger were giving a young hippie hitchhiker a ride home in Air Force One from the Camp David Area, they started having engine trouble, unfortunately there were only four parachutes and the drafted pilots ju... read more

He's there to cure the sick, heal the masses, and all those Pope type things he does.

Donald Trump comes up to him and says, "Please Your Holiness, can you help me with my hearing?"

The Pope then placed his hands over Trump's ears and blessed him.

"Well that's all well and go... read more

...and he sees that the road is blocked, but they are letting cars through one at a time. There are crowds on the sidewalk, shouting, but he can't hear what's being said.

Finally he gets to the roadblock, and rolls down his window. "What's going on?" he asks.

"Donald Trump has had ... read more

A Marine colonel on his way home from work at the Pentagon came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's moving."

He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars so he rolls down his window and asks, "E... read more

He notices his small town is going downhill and wants to make a difference. He asks his wife what his slogan should be and she says: "Well you don't beat me, the kids, or your cow, so use that."

So Juan runs for city council using the slogan: "I don't beat my wife, I don't beat my kids, I don... read more