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Pdf Jokes

Why was the pdf afraid of the folder?

It had a .rar file in it.

I know it's horrible, but I came up with it when I was twelve.

My parents nearly took my computer away.

What do Jedi use to open PDF files?

Adobe wan Kenobi.

What kind of computer virus attacks kids

A PDF file

What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF file

What is a pdf file

And why is my uncle under arrest for being one

The co-founder of Adobe who developed the PDF file format has died.

The funeral viewing will be a closed casket since it's too much trouble trying to open it.

"I've a downloaded copy of Prince Harry's book 'Spare'. Do you wish to read it?"

"Is it a pdf file?"



"Nope, thats his uncle. A totally different Prince"

Is there a doctor onboard?

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor onboard?

Dad: \*nudging me\* that should've been you

Me: Not now Dad

Dad: Not asking for an IT to help, are they?

Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now

Dad: Go and see if saving him as a PDF would help

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If R. Kelly was a computer file...

He'd be a .pdf file

Parents should be cautious about having there kids do virtual learning...

The internet has a lot of PDF files.

Got asked to help unlock a PDF file today...

I said no way, we should be concentrating on locking them up!

I walked into the bookshop….

and asked the store assistant if Prince Harry’s book is available to download.

She said “do you want the PDF file?”

I said no, that’s his uncle.

Why was the document arrested?

Because he was a PDF-file

The creator of the PDF format died today

The good news is we can confirm the Save to Cloud feature has worked correctly.

Why can’t the scanned document go 50 feet near a school?

Because it’s a registered PDF file.

What is a broken drum kit's favorite file format?

PDF




puh-duh... ffffff

What does Roy Moore and an e-book have in common?

They're both pdf files.

Oh God save me ...

God: as **jpg** or **pdf**?

So a fellow walks into a bar and sees another fellow looking sad. “Hey, what’s bothering you, friend?” he says.

“All my life I’ve dreamed of being an acrobat,” the other fellow says. “But I had an inner ear deformity that affected my balance. So I became an archeologist instead. Then last week I unearthed a magic lamp and the genie inside granted me one wish. I knew exactly what I wanted. I wished for all the...

What is the default format for child molesters?

.PDF Files.

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