I know it's horrible, but I came up with it when I was twelve.
My parents nearly took my computer away.
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What do Jedi use to open PDF files?
Adobe wan Kenobi.
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What kind of computer virus attacks kids
A PDF file
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What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
A PDF file
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What is a pdf file
And why is my uncle under arrest for being one
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The co-founder of Adobe who developed the PDF file format has died.
The funeral viewing will be a closed casket since it's too much trouble trying to open it.
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"I've a downloaded copy of Prince Harry's book 'Spare'. Do you wish to read it?"
"Is it a pdf file?"
"Nope, thats his uncle. A totally different Prince"
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Is there a doctor onboard?
Flight attendant: Is there a doctor onboard?
Dad: \*nudging me\* that should've been you
Me: Not now Dad
Dad: Not asking for an IT to help, are they?
Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now
Dad: Go and see if saving him as a PDF would help
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If R. Kelly was a computer file...
He'd be a .pdf file
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Parents should be cautious about having there kids do virtual learning...
The internet has a lot of PDF files.
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Got asked to help unlock a PDF file today...
I said no way, we should be concentrating on locking them up!
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I walked into the bookshop….
and asked the store assistant if Prince Harry’s book is available to download.
She said “do you want the PDF file?”
I said no, that’s his uncle.
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Why was the document arrested?
Because he was a PDF-file
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The creator of the PDF format died today
The good news is we can confirm the Save to Cloud feature has worked correctly.
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Why can’t the scanned document go 50 feet near a school?
Because it’s a registered PDF file.
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What does Roy Moore and an e-book have in common?
They're both pdf files.
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Oh God save me ...
God: as **jpg** or **pdf**?
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So a fellow walks into a bar and sees another fellow looking sad. “Hey, what’s bothering you, friend?” he says.
“All my life I’ve dreamed of being an acrobat,” the other fellow says. “But I had an inner ear deformity that affected my balance. So I became an archeologist instead. Then last week I unearthed a magic lamp and the genie inside granted me one wish. I knew exactly what I wanted. I wished for all the...
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What is a broken drum kit's favorite file format?
PDF
puh-duh... ffffff
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What is the default format for child molesters?
.PDF Files.
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