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Why was the pdf afraid of the folder?

It had a .rar file in it.

I know it's horrible, but I came up with it when I was twelve.

My parents nearly took my computer away.

Parents should be cautious about having there kids do virtual learning...

The internet has a lot of PDF files.

Is there a doctor onboard?

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor onboard?

Dad: \*nudging me\* that should've been you

Me: Not now Dad

Dad: Not asking for an IT to help, are they?

Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now

Dad: Go and see if saving him as a PDF would help

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Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What kind of computer virus attacks kids

A PDF file

What is a pdf file

And why is my uncle under arrest for being one

The co-founder of Adobe who developed the PDF file format has died.

The funeral viewing will be a closed casket since it's too much trouble trying to open it.

Why was the document arrested?

Because he was a PDF-file

Why can’t the scanned document go 50 feet near a school?

Because it’s a registered PDF file.

The creator of the PDF format died today

The good news is we can confirm the Save to Cloud feature has worked correctly.

Got asked to help unlock a PDF file today...

I said no way, we should be concentrating on locking them up!

What do you call an IT teacher who touches his student?

PDF file.

So a fellow walks into a bar and sees another fellow looking sad. “Hey, what’s bothering you, friend?” he says.

“All my life I’ve dreamed of being an acrobat,” the other fellow says. “But I had an inner ear deformity that affected my balance. So I became an archeologist instead. Then last week I unearthed a magic lamp and the genie inside granted me one wish. I knew exactly what I wanted. I wished for all the...

Did you hear about the virus that only infected children's computers?

Yeah I thought it was just a pdf-file.

Why did the document go to jail?

It was a .pdf file.

Why does the Vatican Buy Encryption Software?

To hide all their .pdf files

Where did Epstein keep his friends’ contact info?

PDF files

What does Roy Moore and an e-book have in common?

They're both pdf files.

What is a broken drum kit's favorite file format?

PDF




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Oh God save me ...

God: as **jpg** or **pdf**?

What is the default format for child molesters?

.PDF Files.

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