The co-founder of Adobe who developed the PDF file format has died.
The funeral viewing will be a closed casket since it's too much trouble trying to open it.
Why do Star Wars Jedi absolutely hate having to open PDF files ?
Because attachments are forbidden.
Parents should be cautious about having there kids do virtual learning...
The internet has a lot of PDF files.
Why was the document arrested?
Because he was a PDF-file
How does a person with Phd in graphic designing save the dying person on the plane
What kind of computer virus attacks kids
A PDF file
Got asked to help unlock a PDF file today...
I said no way, we should be concentrating on locking them up!
Kellyanne Conway can't receive PDF's in her email so she uses an alternative:
Why can’t the scanned document go 50 feet near a school?
Because it’s a registered PDF file.
What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
A PDF File.
So a fellow walks into a bar and sees another fellow looking sad. “Hey, what’s bothering you, friend?” he says.
“All my life I’ve dreamed of being an acrobat,” the other fellow says. “But I had an inner ear deformity that affected my balance. So I became an archeologist instead. Then last week I unearthed a magic lamp and the genie inside granted me one wish. I knew exactly what I wanted. I wished for all the...
Why does the Vatican Buy Encryption Software?
To hide all their .pdf files
Why did the document go to jail?
It was a .pdf file.
What does Roy Moore and an e-book have in common?
They're both pdf files.
Oh God save me ...
God: as **jpg** or **pdf**?
Did you hear about the virus that only infected children's computers?
Yeah I thought it was just a pdf-file.
What is the default format for child molesters?