What do Hogwarts students use to read PDF files?

They use Adobby

The co-founder of Adobe who developed the PDF file format has died.

The funeral viewing will be a closed casket since it's too much trouble trying to open it.

Why do Star Wars Jedi absolutely hate having to open PDF files ?

Because attachments are forbidden.

Parents should be cautious about having there kids do virtual learning...

The internet has a lot of PDF files.

Why was the document arrested?

Because he was a PDF-file

How does a person with Phd in graphic designing save the dying person on the plane


What kind of computer virus attacks kids

A PDF file

Got asked to help unlock a PDF file today...

I said no way, we should be concentrating on locking them up!

Kellyanne Conway can't receive PDF's in her email so she uses an alternative:


Why can’t the scanned document go 50 feet near a school?

Because it’s a registered PDF file.

What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF File.

So a fellow walks into a bar and sees another fellow looking sad. “Hey, what’s bothering you, friend?” he says.

“All my life I’ve dreamed of being an acrobat,” the other fellow says. “But I had an inner ear deformity that affected my balance. So I became an archeologist instead. Then last week I unearthed a magic lamp and the genie inside granted me one wish. I knew exactly what I wanted. I wished for all the...

Why does the Vatican Buy Encryption Software?

To hide all their .pdf files

Why did the document go to jail?

It was a .pdf file.

What does Roy Moore and an e-book have in common?

They're both pdf files.

Oh God save me ...

God: as **jpg** or **pdf**?

Did you hear about the virus that only infected children's computers?

Yeah I thought it was just a pdf-file.

What is the default format for child molesters?

.PDF Files.

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