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Falling Off Jokes

How did na idiot survive after falling off a cliff?

He didn’t understand the gravity of the situation.

What's the difference between falling off of the tenth floor and falling off of the first floor?

One goes AAAAAAAAAA! Thud
The other goes Thud. AAAAAAAAAA!

I keep falling off my bike.

It's a vicious cycle.

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What's the difference between 100,000 political jokes and a kid falling off a bike.

I still laugh every time I see a kid fall off a bike....
(For real this shit just ain't funny anymore fellas.)

What's the difference between a person falling off 10th floor and 1st floor of a building?

The person falling of the 10th floor would sound like "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" *THUD*

The person falling of the 1st floor would sound like *THUD* "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

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A shepherd rescues a beautiful woman from falling off a cliff in far away mountains.

With much gratitude, she says, "Wow, you saved my life so bravely and selflessly. Just ask, and I'd do anything for you."

The shepherd ask slyly, "Anything?"

"Anything, my dear", she replies seductively.

The shepherd points to a nearby sheep and goes, "Can ya' hold this bitches'...

What do you call a mean criminal falling off a cliff?

A condescending con descending

What did Marcus Aurelius say after narrowly saving his bust from falling off its shelf?

That's a relief.

What do you call an Irish dwarf whose limbs keep falling off?

A Leper-chaun.

A man in a bar keeps falling off of his barstool

From afar, the bartender and another gentleman watch as the man keeps falling, getting up, falling, getting back up.

The bartender tells the gentleman, "Why don't you be a Good Samaritan and take the guy home?" The gentleman agrees.

He goes to pick up and carry the man. The man keeps ...

I just got back from the funeral of my 82 year old neighbour who died after falling off his roof when fixing his TV antenna.

The funeral was sad, but the reception was excellent.

the numbers on the front of my house keep falling off...

Its definitely a problem that needs to be addressed.

Falling off Bed

A lunatic falls off his bed. He quickly gets up. 10 minutes later, he falls again. He thinks to himself "Good thing I got up 10 minutes ago, or I might have fallen on myself"

A young boy died today from falling off a rooftop after doing LSD...

His parents said he had a bad trip.

A man was driving on the highway when suddenly he had to swerve to avoid a box falling off the truck front of him.

Seconds later, a police officer pulled him over for reckless driving. As the officer was writing the ticket, the driver noticed that the box he'd avoided had been full of nails and tacks.

"I had to swerve or I'd have run over those and blown my tires!" he protested.

"Okay," replied t...

A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes.

He is obviously drunk.


So the bartender says to another man in the bar, "Why don't you be a good Samaritan and take him home."


The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he stumbles at least ten times.


They drive along and the drunk points out his ...

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