A man goes to his doctor and says, “Please help me, doctor. I think my eyesight is really worsening.”
The doctor asks the man to come and look out of the window. “Tell me what you see there,” says the doctor and points.
"I see the Sun," answer the man.
The doctor turns to him and asks, “Sweet Jesus, how much further do you want to see?!”
Two doctors, Jenkins and Smith, are treating a man with lung disease.
They’re explaining how him smoking weed led to his condition worsening.
“But it’s just herbal!” the patient protested. “How can it be bad?”
Dr Jenkins sighed. “Apricot stones contain lethal amounts of cyanide. There is a certain plant in my back garden - if you sit under it for just te...
Mary Poppins was traveling home, but due to worsening weather, she decided to stop at a hotel for the night. She approached the receptionist and asked for a room for the night.
"Certainly madam," he replied courteously.
"Is the restaurant open still?" inquired Mary.
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A man decided to commit suicide.
His life was worsening as days passed, as well as his emotional state. Underpayed job, failed relationship, no friends, and the only thing keeping him from suicide was his dog, who fell extremely ill and vets confirmed that they cant cure it. The man goes to a swamp, and decides to drown himself, as...
Did you know that 69 is now 96?
With this worsening economy, it costs a lot more to eat out.
Dale and Martha have been getting along in years, and Dale has become more and more concerned with his wife's worsening hearing loss.
One day, while she is working in the garden he decides to give her a little test.
He steps out onto the porch and says "Martha" she doesn't respond. ...
It must be terrible being the last banana in a bunch
...seeing your friends stripped and eaten one by one, your own health worsening daily.
An old woman wakes up one morning to find her town flooding..
The water has filled her first floor and is quickly rising, she looks out the upstairs window and sees 2 men in a row boat. They yell up to her to jump into the water and they will take her to safety. The woman yells back "No! God will provide." "Suit yourself!" the men say, and row away.
An old lady at the clinic.
Doctor: I'm afraid to tell you that you have Alzheimer's disease. Old lady: What? No way! I played poker, did math problems, and everything to prevent this... Doctor: It's OK ma'am. Just keep doing what you're doing to prevent your condition from worsening. Old lady: Sure. Doctor...