I asked old Maud how she lost her husband. She told me her sad story…
"Well, he needed a blood transfusion, but his blood type was not on record, so the doctors asked me if I knew what it was, as they urgently needed to know, in order to save my Norman's life.
Tragically, I've never known his blood type, so I only had time to sit and say goodbye. I'll never ...
A genie came up to me and told me I have 3 wishes
For my first, I asked for money, he gave me money
For my second, I asked for world peace, he gave me world peace
For my third I asked my family to be happy, he was concerned, asking me if I'm sure, I told him I am
Then I started fading away
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A man is driving through the desert when suddenly his car breaks down
He has no idea how to fix it and is in the middle of nowhere. Under the scorching heat of the sun, hours pass by and his hopes start fading away.
All of a sudden, a grey horse appears from nowhere.
\- What's up, pal? says the horse. Can I help you?
The man is baffled. Where is ...
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