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I took this girl home after our date...

Her: When you said magical in bed this isn't what I expe-

Me: *holds up 8 of hearts* is this your card?

Her: *softly* holy shit

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A computer joke...

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01:25PM <grifter> go up to a girl and ask,"are you sitting on the F5 key" ,
"because thast ass is refreshing."

[01:26pm] <Ant> haha

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01:26PM <Ant> Did you make that up?

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01:27PM <grifter> LimitlessEXP

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