Guitar maker Fender has announced a new line of woodwind instruments

Coming soon, the Saxofender.

What do you call an ape who has a fondness for brass woodwind instruments?

A Saxquatch

I want to start up a business illegally importing woodwind instruments from South Asia

There is a lot of money in sax trafficking.

Why did the woodwind player show off their instrument?

Because if you've got it, flaut it.

Why didn't the school orchestra add me to their woodwind section?

It was reed only

What do you call a homeless monkey in the woodwind part of an orchestra?

The oboe bonobo hobo.

I'll tell you this about Orchestras...

The Strings are highly strung,
The Woodwinds difficult to read,
And the Brass are always full of hot air.
I would make a joke about the Percussionists...but they don't count.

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I challenged the President of the United States to a contest, to see who was better musically.

I challenged him on strings, and he strung me along. I tried percussion, and he beat me senseless. I even attempted to best him on woodwind, but he just blew me away. Ready to give up, I gave my best attempt on brass...

...and he just couldn't Trump it.

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Books Never Written

Hey guys, don't know if you're familiar with these kind of jokes, but they were my favorite growing up, so I thought I'd post a bunch of the here. They're pretty corny, but I hope you enjoy!

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How to start an orchestra

Let's say you've got your woodwinds, strings and brass ensemble to start an orchestra.

However, you realize that you have no percussion and now your dreams of performing a Space Oydessy have been crushed.

A quick fix to not let your dreams be dreams is to buy tons of pillows.

Al...

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