I just walked in on my boss jerking off to my selfies.
That's the last picture of Spider-Man I ever sell to the Daily Bugle.
Two farm-hands are lying in their bunk house.
One asks the other "Hey Jimbo, what time is it?"
Jimbo responds, "Well here, let me check." And he pulls out a bugle, and gives it a toot.
From his house, the owner of the farm shouts: "The hell are you playing a bugle for at two in the morning?!"
"Well." Jimbo says, "it's two ...
Junk foods are so versatile!
A bag of Lays can be used as fuel for a fire in an emergency, you can have finger sword fights with Bugles, and now, a Cheeto has won the United States Presidential Election!
Native American Joke: "Chief Jumping Bear, there's just one thing I don't understand: In my dream, there was this... bacon tree."
A long, long time ago, when white man first came to the Americas, there was a tribe living happily in a land with plentiful running streams, plentiful forests, and plentiful beavers. And for many, many generations, they were happy.
But one year, the plentiful running streams dried up, the ple...