Joe, Dave, Tommy, and Rodney start a folk rock band. Joe plays cymbals, Dave is on the 6-string, Tommy has the drums, and Rodney adds his unique twang to the vocals.
Their very first rehearsal, they come up with a great idea for an original composition. It takes heavy liberties with the cymbal part. Joe is ecstatic; cymbal players rarely ever get the recognition they deserve. This could be a revolution in the music industry!
They begin tuning and setting ...
2 drums and a cymbal were thrown off the cliff.
*Bud dum ting*
Did you hear the one about the speed bump and the cymbal?
I went to go update my cymbals....
But then they crashed
I ran over a child who was on his way to band practice carrying his cymbals. I'll never forget that horrible sound as I rolled past his motionless corpse.
Ba dum tiss
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff
[Ba dum tssshhh](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcYppAs6ZdI)
A man walks into a bar and notices a live band is playing...
A man walks into a bar and notices a live band is playing. After watching them for a bit he leans over to the bartender and says, "Hey, these guys are pretty good, but I can't help noticing the drummer keeps swinging at air with his drumsticks. Why is he doing that?"
The bartender responds "Y...
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The Octopus Joke Retold
So this guy walks into a bar with an Octopus. He is named the Amazing Octodad, seriously it's on his T-shirt. He heads to the bar, gets a beer and waits for the music to stop. A cute blonde gives a weird wtf look when a tentacle starts wriggling over to tickle her leg but Octodad just winks and says...
My girlfriend is in a band
My girlfriend is in a band, and for our anniversary I bought her a new drum kit.
It was a cymbal of my love.
I hope this is an original joke.
I had a dream last night...
In my dream I was watching a band play. Buddha was playing guitar, Jesus was playing bass, Mohammed was singing, and Zeus was playing the drums. After the show, Zeus came down and gave me a large metal disc. I think it was a cymbal from god.
The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.
I got a tattoo of a gong
Because I heard it's cool to get a tattoo of a Chinese cymbal
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Indian Ocean?
You need to be more Pacific.