Joe, Dave, Tommy, and Rodney start a folk rock band. Joe plays cymbals, Dave is on the 6-string, Tommy has the drums, and Rodney adds his unique twang to the vocals.
Their very first rehearsal, they come up with a great idea for an original composition. It takes heavy liberties with the cymbal part. Joe is ecstatic; cymbal players rarely ever get the recognition they deserve. This could be a revolution in the music industry!
They begin tuning and setting ...
Did you hear the one about the speed bump and the cymbal?
I ran over a child who was on his way to band practice carrying his cymbals. I'll never forget that horrible sound as I rolled past his motionless corpse.
Ba dum tiss
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff
[Ba dum tssshhh](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcYppAs6ZdI)
My girlfriend is in a band
My girlfriend is in a band, and for our anniversary I bought her a new drum kit.
It was a cymbal of my love.
I hope this is an original joke.
I had a dream last night...
In my dream I was watching a band play. Buddha was playing guitar, Jesus was playing bass, Mohammed was singing, and Zeus was playing the drums. After the show, Zeus came down and gave me a large metal disc. I think it was a cymbal from god.
50 of the LEAST offensive jokes I know
1. What's a pirate's favorite letter? "**Arrrr!**" "No. Ya'd think so, but me first love be the C" 1. Why wasn't 6 excited that 7, her boyfriend, won her a prize at the fair? Because 711492. 1. Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over. 1. Why d...
The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.
Why do gongs make people think of China?
Because they're a national cymbal.
I got a tattoo of a gong
Because I heard it's cool to get a tattoo of a Chinese cymbal
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Indian Ocean?