The 23+ Best Cymbal Jokes

I wonder how this whole coronavirus thing has affected Wuhan china cymbal sales.

I think the market has crashed.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

Ba dum tiss....

I finally managed to get some Cymbals for my one man band outfit

The only trouble is, now the trousers clash

While driving my car, I accidentally ran over a kid carrying a cymbal...

Ba dum, Tsss.

I told my drums, cymbals, xylophones, gongs, bells, and rattles players to play their part twice...

...but they didn't, so there are going to be re-percussions.

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Joe, Dave, Tommy, and Rodney start a folk rock band. Joe plays cymbals, Dave is on the 6-string, Tommy has the drums, and Rodney adds his unique twang to the vocals.

Their very first rehearsal, they come up with a great idea for an original composition. It takes heavy liberties with the cymbal part. Joe is ecstatic; cymbal players rarely ever get the recognition they deserve. This could be a revolution in the music industry!

They begin tuning and setting ...

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff

[Ba dum tssshhh](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcYppAs6ZdI)

I ran over a child who was on his way to band practice carrying his cymbals. I'll never forget that horrible sound as I rolled past his motionless corpse.

Ba dum tiss

Did you hear the one about the speed bump and the cymbal?

Ba-dum, tish.

My girlfriend is in a band

My girlfriend is in a band, and for our anniversary I bought her a new drum kit.

It was a cymbal of my love.

I hope this is an original joke.

Why is it so easy to get a job as a percussion instructor?

You just have to answer a few cymbal questions.

Have you heard of Batman's brother, High-Hatman?

He's a cymbal of justice.

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The Octopus Joke Retold

So this guy walks into a bar with an Octopus. He is named the Amazing Octodad, seriously it's on his T-shirt. He heads to the bar, gets a beer and waits for the music to stop. A cute blonde gives a weird wtf look when a tentacle starts wriggling over to tickle her leg but Octodad just winks and says...

When I was young, my father required me to play one specific song on the drum kit perfectly before I could be called a man

It was a cymbalic right-of-passage

Why would a bard make a great hero?

He’s the Cymbal of Peace.

What's addicting?

The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.

A man walks into a bar and notices a live band is playing...

After watching them for a bit he leans over to the bartender and says, "Hey, these guys are pretty good, but I can't help noticing the drummer keeps swinging at air with his sticks. Why is he doing that?"

The bartender responds "Yeah, I asked him about that. Apparently his favorite cymbal, th...

A drummer got a tattoo of their drum kit... [OC]

...it was very cymbalic

Q. Did you hear about the nuclear disaster in Ukraine - don’t go there! A. Oh - why not?

Chernobyl fall off!

I had a dream last night...

In my dream I was watching a band play. Buddha was playing guitar, Jesus was playing bass, Mohammed was singing, and Zeus was playing the drums. After the show, Zeus came down and gave me a large metal disc. I think it was a cymbal from god.

I got a tattoo of a gong

Because I heard it's cool to get a tattoo of a Chinese cymbal

Why do gongs make people think of China?

Because they're a national cymbal.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Indian Ocean?

You need to be more Pacific.

*cymbal clash*

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