Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff

... ba dum tsss

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Joe, Dave, Tommy, and Rodney start a folk rock band. Joe plays cymbals, Dave is on the 6-string, Tommy has the drums, and Rodney adds his unique twang to the vocals.

Their very first rehearsal, they come up with a great idea for an original composition. It takes heavy liberties with the cymbal part. Joe is ecstatic; cymbal players rarely ever get the recognition they deserve. This could be a revolution in the music industry!

They begin tuning and setting ...

Did you hear the one about the speed bump and the cymbal?

Ba-dum, tish.

I ran over a child who was on his way to band practice carrying his cymbals. I'll never forget that horrible sound as I rolled past his motionless corpse.

Ba dum tiss

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff

[Ba dum tssshhh](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcYppAs6ZdI)

My girlfriend is in a band

My girlfriend is in a band, and for our anniversary I bought her a new drum kit.

It was a cymbal of my love.


I hope this is an original joke.

I had a dream last night...

In my dream I was watching a band play. Buddha was playing guitar, Jesus was playing bass, Mohammed was singing, and Zeus was playing the drums. After the show, Zeus came down and gave me a large metal disc. I think it was a cymbal from god.

50 of the LEAST offensive jokes I know

1. What's a pirate's favorite letter? "**Arrrr!**" "No. Ya'd think so, but me first love be the C"
1. Why wasn't 6 excited that 7, her boyfriend, won her a prize at the fair? Because 711492.
1. Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
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What's addicting?

The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.

Why do gongs make people think of China?

Because they're a national cymbal.

I got a tattoo of a gong

Because I heard it's cool to get a tattoo of a Chinese cymbal

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Indian Ocean?

You need to be more Pacific.

*cymbal clash*