Why did Bach throw away his harpsichord?

Because it was Baroque.

What's the slang term for a harpsichord?

A baroque man's piano.

Why couldn't Handel play his harpsichord?

Because it was baroquen.

What do you call a gorilla with a harpsichord?

A silverbach.

Music nerd's joke.

Bach (a father of 20) was bragging to Vivaldi (a priest).

Bach: You know, I have 20 children.

Vivaldi: Yeah, I know.

Bach: I've written chorales, oratorios, concertos. I've codified the tonal system. I've invented a way of tuning harpsichords and organs so that they can play...

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