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Harpsichord Jokes

Why couldn't Bach afford a new harpsichord?

He was baroque.

The museum planned a special exhibit to show off their collection [Long]

The museum planned a special exhibit to show off the collection. They had a wide array of historical music instruments from as far back as the 16th century. The museum planned to arrange a concert with a harpsichord that belonged to Bach and a violin that belonged to Vivaldi, among many other instru...

What's the slang term for a harpsichord?

A baroque man's piano.

Why couldn't Handel play his harpsichord?

Because it was baroquen.

What do you call a gorilla with a harpsichord?

A silverbach.

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