Two medieval instruments are having a conversation
"I'm a harpsichord." Says the first.
"I'm a lute." Says the second.
"No you're not!" Says the harpsichord. "You're that other string instrument!"
The second looks at him, shocked, and says, "Sir, are you calling me a lyre?!"
Why couldn't Handel play his harpsichord?
Because it was baroquen.
What do you call a gorilla with a harpsichord?
A silverbach.
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