Why couldn't Bach afford a new harpsichord?

He was baroque.

What's the slang term for a harpsichord?

A baroque man's piano.

Two medieval instruments are having a conversation

"I'm a harpsichord." Says the first.

"I'm a lute." Says the second.

"No you're not!" Says the harpsichord. "You're that other string instrument!"

The second looks at him, shocked, and says, "Sir, are you calling me a lyre?!"

Why couldn't Handel play his harpsichord?

Because it was baroquen.

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