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What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?
He was forced to resort to excessive violins.
I play my women like I play the cello.
I don't play the cello.
What does Yo-Yo-Ma say when he answers the door?
A musician walks into a bar and orders a drink.
The bartender asks "Why the long face?"
"I play flute in a travelling orchestra" he said. "Last month, we played for the Ottoman sultan. He liked our performance and ordered to fill our instruments with sapphires. The cello got 1000 sapphires in, the drum got 2000 sapphires in, this piece of ...
What's the difference between Yo Yo Ma and Yo Mama?
One is a famous cello player
The other is a heinous fellow layer
Some musician jokes
Q. Why don't violinists play hide and seek?
A. No one would look for them.
Q. How can you tell if a stage is level?
A. Drool is coming out of both sides of the drummer's mouth.
Q. What is the definition of perfect pitch?
A. Tossing an accordion into a dumpster with...
Terminator walks into a police station
He opens the first office and two police officers stand there mouths open. They reach for their pistols, but the Terminator opens his mouth and out shoots the sound of ear piercing violins. The police officers drop their pistols and clench their hands against their ears, but it's too much, their hea...
How does a viola greet a relative?
A girl asked if I play any Indian instruments.
I told her I play mandolin, violin and cello. Close, but no sitar.
How does Yo-Yo Ma answer the phone?
This joke may contain offensive words. 🤔
An octopus walks into a bar...
Claiming that he can teach himself to play any instrument in a matter of minutes. The bar's patrons are sceptical and decide to test his boasted ability. First, they present him with a cello, to their astonishment he plays with ease. Next, he is provided a saxophone which also fails to present a cha...