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Hopping on the joke translation bandwagon (originally heard it in Russian)

Little Johnny is drawing something during an arts&crafts class.

The teacher asks him: “I see you have drawn some good outlines, but are you planning to add some color?”

Johnny (pointing at different areas of his drawing): “Yeah! I’ll add some yellow here, a little red over here and...

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

I was the first person to install trampolines on musicians tour buses

Now everyone is jumping on the bandwagon.

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After every Super Bowl...

God is thanked for helping the winning team achieve victory. However every year it is a different team that wins it all. This would make god a bandwagoner. And no one likes those assholes.

I am surprised how Stephen Curry's back isn't broken...

From carrying all of the Golden State Warriors' bandwagoners

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