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I wasn't making enough money as a keyboard percussionist so I started moonlighting as gun salesperson.

I go from glockenspiel to Glock and spiel.

What do you call the job title of a firearms enthusiast and speechwriter?

A glockenspiel.

What is a musicians favourite weapon?

A glockenspiel.

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