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At my restaurant job, everyone who works in the kitchen is also a musician.

The dishwasher plays guitar OK, but the prep cook shreds on the mandoline.

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A girl asked if I play any Indian instruments.

I told her I play mandolin, violin and cello. Close, but no sitar.

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