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Orchestral Jokes

So two orchestral conductors were walking down the road...

One turns to the other and says: "Was that your piccolo player I saw you rehearsing with last night?"

The other conductor replies: "That was no piccolo! That was my fife!"

*I'll see myself out. Ow! Stop throwing things.*

I can't listen to orchestral music anymore

Too much sax and violins.

All these video games with epic orchestral music scores.

Those concerned mums were right, there's way too much violins in video games.

I'd never let my kids watch an orchestral performance.

Too much sax and violins.

What do you call an orchestral orgy?

A sinphony

Books I’d recommend

‘Excel in Maths’ by Cal Q. Luss

’Marine Giants’ by Meg LeDonne

‘DIY Automotive Repair’ by Carly King

‘Orchestral Percussion’ by Tim Penny

‘I Got Away With a Minor Crime’ by Jay Walker

‘Nordic Vodka’ by Finn Landia

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