A 5 year old Jewish boy wanted to see what it was like to be a Nazi soldier so he dyed his hair blonde, put on a toothbrush mustache, and wore a red armband with a hand-drawn black swastika. He goes to his mother, “Look mama, I’m a Nazi!” and she punches him in the face. Then he goes to his father a...
I nearly drowned in the swimming pool today.
There was a really fit lifeguard who kept smiling at me so I thought I would do something to impress her.
So I took off my armbands