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Tambourine Jokes

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'Hey Mr Tambourine man play a song for me...'

'What, on a fucking tambourine?'

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What disease do you have if you're great at making cocktails, but terrible at stealing tambourines?

Parkinsons

Michael J Fox was arrested for shoplifting yesterday

Serves him right, trying to steal that tambourine

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A bus full of blind people was traveling on the road.

After driving for a long time, the bus driver gets tired and needs to rest. He parks the bus near a cafeteria.

"I'm going to eat lunch and take a rest," the driver says to the blind passengers. "I'll come back in an hour."

"No problem," says one of the blind men. "We'll play soccer whi...

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The Octopus Joke Retold

So this guy walks into a bar with an Octopus. He is named the Amazing Octodad, seriously it's on his T-shirt. He heads to the bar, gets a beer and waits for the music to stop. A cute blonde gives a weird wtf look when a tentacle starts wriggling over to tickle her leg but Octodad just winks and says...

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