My best friend called me and said "An evil wizard turned me into a tiny harp! I don't know what to do!"
I drove all the way to his house just to find out he's just a big fucking lyre.
So there's this one kid at a costume party and the host ask what he was dressed up as. The kid told him that he dressed up as a harp, and the host told him that his costume is too small to be a harp.
The kid then said, "Are you calling me a lyre?"
I went to a Halloween party dressed as a harp
The host asked me: What are you?
Me: Oh, I'm dressed as a harp.
Host: Your costume is too short to be a harp
Me: Are you calling me a lyre?
This Halloween I decided to go as a harp. As I walked into the party, a gentleman asked, "what are you supposed to be?"
"A harp", I replied. "No, no. You're much too small to be a harp" he protested. So I asked, "are you calling me a lyre?"
Which instrument is the most dishonest?
I know it's bad
How do you describe an ambidextrous Greek string musician experiencing legular combustion?
Lyre, lyre, pants on fire
Dude walks into a party dressed as an instrument.
Dude: How do you like my harp costume, Bro?
Dude's Bro: Dude, that's actually to small to be a harp, man.
Dude: *gasp* Are you calling me a lyre?
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If Herodotus was a vlogger
It's ya boi Herodotus back atch ya with another travlog!
So, I was in Delphi, and man, they be real mad with em Spartans.
Not taking sides, just my 2 Drachmae. Maybe my Athenian homies should've toned down their backstabbing a little bit, so that those Spartan hunks didn't have to canc...
Two medieval stringed instrumentals meet each other for the first time.
One asks the other, “what type of instrument are you? I’ve never seen one like you before?” The other replies “I’m a lute, lots of strings, fat and folded at the end that’s me. What about yourself, I haven’t seen an instrument like you before either?” The one replies “Oh, I’m a harp.” The other inst...
What's the difference between the Australian Brushfires and the Great Fire of Rome?
Nero actually didn't play the lyre as Rome burnt.
So a man walks into a costume party, with a large semicircle around half his body, and strings across it. A woman walks up to him, and this conversation unfolds.
Woman: what are you wearing?
Man : I'm a harp of course
Woman: but your costume is too small to be a harp.
Trump's Staff picked their favorite instruments and the choice was unanimous
Lyres, all of them
This girl told me she could sing like a harp
But she turned out to be a lyre.
What musical instrument should you never, ever trust?
I recently came out to my family, I told them I wasn't on the outside who I was on the inside. I told them I wasn't a boy but a medieval stringed instrument.
They called me a lyre.