My best friend called me and said "An evil wizard turned me into a tiny harp! I don't know what to do!"
I drove all the way to his house just to find out he's just a big fucking lyre.
Two medieval instruments are having a conversation
"I'm a harpsichord." Says the first.
"I'm a lute." Says the second.
"No you're not!" Says the harpsichord. "You're that other string instrument!"
The second looks at him, shocked, and says, "Sir, are you calling me a lyre?!"
What is a politician's favourite musical instrument?
Host: What are you?
Me: I'm a Harp
Host: Your costume's too small.
Me: Are you calling me a Lyre?
What do you call an instrument that doesn’t tell the truth?
I went to a costume party and the host asked me, "What are you?" I replied, "A harp!" Puzzled, he said, "Your costume's too small to be a harp!"
"Are you calling me a lyre?!"
At a costume party- Guy: What are you? Girl: I’m a Harp Guy: that looks a little big to be a harp.
Girl: Are you calling me a Lyre?
I went to a Halloween party dressed as a harp
The host asked me: What are you?
Me: Oh, I'm dressed as a harp.
Host: Your costume is too short to be a harp
Me: Are you calling me a lyre?
Two medieval stringed instrumentals meet each other for the first time.
One asks the other, “what type of instrument are you? I’ve never seen one like you before?” The other replies “I’m a lute, lots of strings, fat and folded at the end that’s me. What about yourself, I haven’t seen an instrument like you before either?” The one replies “Oh, I’m a harp.” The other inst...
This Halloween I decided to go as a harp. As I walked into the party, a gentleman asked, "what are you supposed to be?"
"A harp", I replied. "No, no. You're much too small to be a harp" he protested. So I asked, "are you calling me a lyre?"
Trump's Staff picked their favorite instruments and the choice was unanimous
Lyres, all of them
This girl told me she could sing like a harp
But she turned out to be a lyre.
Did you know Hilary Clinton is an excellent musician?
She plays the lyre really well.
My friend said he was a harp..
But he was obviously a lyre.