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Explosive Diarrhea Jokes

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When you say "poop" your mouth moves in the same way your anus does.

The same goes for "explosive diarrhea".

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I just found out explosive diarrhea is an actual thing.

That shit blows.

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What is the difference between an epileptic corn farmer and a prostitute with explosive diarrhea?

One of them shucks between fits.

My explosive diarrhea must be hereditary...

...because it runs in my jeans.

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I had an episode of explosive diarrhea during a heist at the bank

Shit went down real fast

A guy with explosive diarrhea was eager to tell a joke

He couldn't hold it in

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Doctor: Sir, I’m afraid that you are suffering from explosive diarrhea

Man: Ah shit, here we go again

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What do you call a dinosaur with explosive diarrhea?

A shitty-sore-ass.

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Did you hear about the guy that had explosive diarrhea whilst camping?

That shit was in tents

My friend has a weird quirk: he gets explosive diarrhea and just can't contain himself when he sees a certain soccer player...

And boy, it's Messi.

What is the only correct answer to the question 'Are you ticklish?'

I have explosive diarrhea.

There was a terrorist with a bomb attached to his bowels.

He had explosive diarrhea.

Hey I seem to have picked up a stomach bug

So far just explosive diarrhea. I will keep y’all posted as situation can best be described as fluid.

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John waits for his two friends outside a movie theater.

One friend shows up by himself. John says, "Hey, where's Dave? We're gonna miss the movie." The friend says, "Dave's not coming. He's got explosive diarrhea." John replies, "Well that's a shitty excuse."

Bad luck today, I have a bout of food poisioning AND I dropped my Galaxy Note 7 in the toilet by mistake :(

Talk about explosive diarrhea.

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