Two medieval instruments are having a conversation
"I'm a harpsichord." Says the first.
"I'm a lute." Says the second.
"No you're not!" Says the harpsichord. "You're that other string instrument!"
The second looks at him, shocked, and says, "Sir, are you calling me a lyre?!"
What do you get when you play the Lute for too long?
I didn't steal your lute
Are you calling me a lyre?
I've been playing my lute for 7 hours and my fingers are sore and stiff
I have minstrel cramps.
A man with a lute...
..went to the pub for a drink, but the bouncer stopped him and said, "Sorry mate, you're bard."
Did you hear about the guy who robbed the guitar shop?
He made off with a lot of lute.
Due to the overwhelming backlash, I'm forced to cancel my planned medieval instrument packaging simulator.
Players just don't want lute boxes.
Two medieval stringed instrumentals meet each other for the first time.
One asks the other, “what type of instrument are you? I’ve never seen one like you before?” The other replies “I’m a lute, lots of strings, fat and folded at the end that’s me. What about yourself, I haven’t seen an instrument like you before either?” The one replies “Oh, I’m a harp.” The other inst...
Medieval Minstrels were the first victims of EA’s corporate greed
They could only access their instruments by opening Lute Boxes
There are two music shops in town...
There are two music shops in town, Smiths' and Bakers'. Joe wanted a new instrument, so he went to Smiths' to pick one out.
After browsing for a long while, Joe decided that a lute was the one for him. He asked the salesman for the finest lute available. The salesman hungrily replied "No prob...
I just got arrested while on stage at a renaissance fair.
Apparently my agent was confused and they actually booked me to perform a lute act on stage.
Plato and Aristotle were in the music room of the Academy in Athens.
Plato was at the piano, and Aristotle was holding a small lute in his hands.
“Plato, do you know the unpredictability and exactitude of ethics and reflective philosophical hermeneutics require phronesis as an ontological counterpoint to peripatetic conjecture?”
“No,” Plato replied. “Bu...
What is Baltimore's favourite instrument
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Saw an Iranian joke and I want to share my favorite.
An ensemble of musicians is auditioning for a caliph's court. After the ensemble is ushered in, they perform a beautiful set lasting approximately an hour, complete with long improvisations. The caliph is very pleased and says, "Servants! I order you to fill these men's music instruments with pricel...