Did you hear about the Brazilian percussionist who was severely injured in a conga line?
He made a maraca-ulous recovery.
It came to me while in the elevator. I’m sorry.
A percussionist tells his fellow percussionists some puns
His group laughs at every pun he makes. He asks a friend:
Hey, are my puns a tenor what?
Do you know that percussionist in the band?
Yeah, he rings a bell.
What's the most difficult instrument for a percussionist to play?
How do you make a flute player a percussionist?
Put another useless stick in their hand.
So there was an angry band director...
His band wasn’t super good, but they managed. One day, they were rehearsing, when a flute player messes up a part. They keep messing it up, and he gets so frustrated he stabs the flautist to death with his baton. He goes to prison, and gets sentenced to death by electric chair. Before he goes in...
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Saw an Iranian joke and I want to share my favorite.
An ensemble of musicians is auditioning for a caliph's court. After the ensemble is ushered in, they perform a beautiful set lasting approximately an hour, complete with long improvisations. The caliph is very pleased and says, "Servants! I order you to fill these men's music instruments with pricel...