Trombonist Jokes

A trombonist returns home from the practice with the trombone on the back seat of his car.
He needs to stop to do groceries.
When he returns to his car, he sees that his car's window is broken.
He thinks "I hope they stole my trombone".
Comes closer and sees the second trombone in his c... read more

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After an uneventful flight and some t... read more